This poem was written after my wife Jean said that she would write a children’s book called ‘That Bastard Bird’
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See the big bird.
The big bird’s name is Percy.
Percy has big feet.
Percy’s big feet scratch in the garden.
See Percy’s big beak.
Percy’s big beak pecks in the garden.
Jean’s plants grow in the garden.
Percy eats Jean’s plants.
See Percy’s big pooh!
Jean steps in Percy’s pooh.
See Jean is angry.
Hear Jean say ‘That Bastard Peacock!’
